Wait, Does Taylor Swift Say She's Going to Marry Travis Kelce in "So ...
Surprise! The Tortured Poets Department is a double album! And despite being verrrry breakup themed, there are at least two (2) songs about Travis Kelce. Not to mention one song seemingly about Kim Kardashian, but that's a story for over here:
Right! This! Way!Anyway, back to Travis! Not only does "The Alchemy" appear to be about their relationship (so many football references, so little time), fans also think "So High School" is about Trav. And the lyrics fully reference her thinking they're going to get married.
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Check out the full lyrics, via Genius.
[Intro]I feel so high school every time I look at youI wanna find you in a crowd just to hide from you[Chorus]And in a blink of a crinkling eyeI'm sinking, our fingers entwinedCheeks pink in the twinkling lightsTell me 'bout the first time you saw meI'll drink what you think and I'm highFrom smoking your jokes all damn nightThe brink of a wrinkle in timeBeen a sweet 16 suddenly
[Post-Chorus]I'm watching American Pie with you on a Saturday nightYour friends are around, so be quietI'm trying to stifle my sighs'Cause I feel so high school every time I look at you, but look at youBa-ba-ba-ba-ba
[Verse 1]Are you gonna marry, kiss, or kill me (Kill me)It's just a game, but really (Really)I'm bettin' on all three for us two (All three)Get my car door, isn't that sweet? (That sweet)Then pull me to the backsеat (Backseat)No one's evеr had me (Had me), not like you
[Bridge]Truth, dare, spin bottlesYou know how to ball, I know AristotleBrand new, full throttleTouch me while your bros play Grand Theft AutoIt's true, swear, scouts honorYou knew what you wanted, and, boy, you got herBrand new, full throttleYou already know, babe[Verse 2]I feel like laughing in the middle of practiceTo that impression you did of your dad againI'm hearing voices like a madman
[Chorus]And in a blink of a crinkling eyeI'm sinking, our fingers entwinedCheeks pink in the twinkling lightsTell me 'bout the first time you saw meI'll drink what you think and I'm highFrom smoking your jokes all damn nightThe brink of a wrinkle in timeBeen a sweet 16 suddenly
[Post-Chorus]I'm watching American Pie with you on a Saturday nightYour friends are around, so be quietI'm trying to stifle my sighs'Cause I feel so high school (So high school) every time I look at you, but look at you
[Bridge]Truth, dare, spin bottlesYou know how to ball, I know AristotleBrand new, full throttleTeach me while your bros play Grand Theft AutoIt's true, swear, scouts honorYou knew what you wanted, and, boy, you got herBrand new, full throttleYou already know, babeYou already know, babeSpeaking of Tayvis...